Eel Waiting in Noon Water

Pain Reliever
Internship
Spring Break
The greatest drug: BEER

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Pain Reliever
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My jaw is fucked up so bad. When I wake up in the morning I unhinge it just by yawning and there are incredibly loud clicks on both sides that make my eyes pop out of my head in shock because I forgot that they click. Then for the rest of the morning I go about my day drinking a bunch of water and eating cereal without a problem. Then in the middle of the afternoon, the jaw starts to have immense pain and I suck down 5 pills of pain reliever and then an hour later all is better again... this might be a problem later in life, but here's hoping I don't live that long to deal with it.

I would consider jaw surgery but that would mean having my jaw wired for god-knows how long. I don't mind having to eat only slurpees, the not being able to talk right is what gets me. I wouldn't smile for months nor talk because I would hate the teeth hinges. My aunt Marla had to have her jaw wired when she was a teenager. At one point she got so desperate for solid food that she blended a burger (with the works) and sipped it through a straw - total fear factor style.
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Internship
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The Man is convincing me to get an internship this summer in my major. I explained the numerous problems that would go along with a 7 week internship: apartment (pay the rent but I don't live in it), job (I may have to quit just to spend a couple of weeks being treated like shit for free), and living expenses wherever this internship may be. Also he told me at such a late date. I looked at a couple and when I get a little excited about it because it seems doable, the deadline turns out to be back in February. Crap! I would rather do an intership when I get my SCUBA certification then I could do some cool research underwater. I'm sure that the head researcher wouldn't want to do any of the diving and he woud say, "Ah hell, just send one of the interns." Thats my cue.

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Spring Break
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I am spending it at my mothers. *blubber*

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Oh, how I love the alcohol
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I like alcohol but I'm pretty sure that I'm going to have to stop drinking it for health reasons. I know I'm only 21 but I think that I have completed enough drinking in my day to last me for a while. Plus, the beer has so many calories. I have an alternative however. I haven't smoked pot since high school, I quit becuase the effect had changed and it was no longer relaxing, but I am considering getting back on the wagon. I just have to find a trustworthy dealer. Good news is that I already live in Humboldt County and am incredibly capable of finding great pot.

Of course, I would only engage in this illegal drug after work and school and when I'm ready to go to bed. This is just to make sure I don't do anything stupid, but I only care that it takes my mind off of how hard I worked to understand the krebs cycle, fungus life cycle, and how to calculate standard deviation from a study.