Plucking the Low-Hanging Apple
The shitty Work
5.99 movie
Work shouldn’t be this shitty.
I used to get along with the kids at this apartment complex but now they have all started a rogue alliance against me. I was going on my round and I was walking to my next “stop” and there was a group of 7 to 10 year-olds that were crowded together, and one of them in a high squeaky voice says, “Security Guard, people.” I was shocked. What the fuck are these tiny kids doing that they need to stop so that I don’t see them doing it? Plus, I really don’t give a shit if these kids smoke crack right on the sidewalk as long as my boss doesn’t find out that I saw them but didn’t stop them. Its not like I’m stopping future genius’s from curing diseases or our faulty economy that will soon end America, in 20 years. They are just going to end up dead or the fast food workers I am always courteous to so that they don’t spit, blow boogs, or drop dandruff into my food.
Some teenage boys watch me too much though. I walk past some of them and I might as well be in a petri dish for how much they scrutinize me. I really don’t know what is going on in their raging hormone minds but I would rather not know then find out and somehow make them stop. These 14-18 year old boys trying to be older than they are by smoking a pack a day and saying cuss words way to fucking often to seem off handed, are only ruining their futures by not trying to become better than they will be. I’m sure when they grow up they will be working in an outlet second-hand store, barely making rent and yet not having a problem with it, instead they could learn anything they wanted to and improve on it. However, these FUCKERS think that they are still cooler than I am!
Great movies and why they work
I am almost convinced to switch my favorite movie from Four Rooms to My Best Friend’s Wedding. Four Rooms (be referred to as FR) is so awesome that I laugh every time I see it, plus has four different directors who each as a different shitty situation for this bellhop played by Tim Roth. On the other hand, MBFW makes me feel warm inside and want to make more friends with people. Just a heads up on my social skills, I don’t really like people enough to make a long term commitment to being good friends with them. I get bored to easily with people’s personalities.
MBFW has a fantastic cast: Dermot McDillian. Wow, he is so freaking gorgeous I almost want to become his stalker. It also has a really good scene where Julia and Michael have a moment on a boat cruising through Chicago – it is romantic, funny, and above all an endearing and charming sequence of good lines that make you want to join in.
5.99 movie
Work shouldn’t be this shitty.
I used to get along with the kids at this apartment complex but now they have all started a rogue alliance against me. I was going on my round and I was walking to my next “stop” and there was a group of 7 to 10 year-olds that were crowded together, and one of them in a high squeaky voice says, “Security Guard, people.” I was shocked. What the fuck are these tiny kids doing that they need to stop so that I don’t see them doing it? Plus, I really don’t give a shit if these kids smoke crack right on the sidewalk as long as my boss doesn’t find out that I saw them but didn’t stop them. Its not like I’m stopping future genius’s from curing diseases or our faulty economy that will soon end America, in 20 years. They are just going to end up dead or the fast food workers I am always courteous to so that they don’t spit, blow boogs, or drop dandruff into my food.
Some teenage boys watch me too much though. I walk past some of them and I might as well be in a petri dish for how much they scrutinize me. I really don’t know what is going on in their raging hormone minds but I would rather not know then find out and somehow make them stop. These 14-18 year old boys trying to be older than they are by smoking a pack a day and saying cuss words way to fucking often to seem off handed, are only ruining their futures by not trying to become better than they will be. I’m sure when they grow up they will be working in an outlet second-hand store, barely making rent and yet not having a problem with it, instead they could learn anything they wanted to and improve on it. However, these FUCKERS think that they are still cooler than I am!
Great movies and why they work
I am almost convinced to switch my favorite movie from Four Rooms to My Best Friend’s Wedding. Four Rooms (be referred to as FR) is so awesome that I laugh every time I see it, plus has four different directors who each as a different shitty situation for this bellhop played by Tim Roth. On the other hand, MBFW makes me feel warm inside and want to make more friends with people. Just a heads up on my social skills, I don’t really like people enough to make a long term commitment to being good friends with them. I get bored to easily with people’s personalities.
MBFW has a fantastic cast: Dermot McDillian. Wow, he is so freaking gorgeous I almost want to become his stalker. It also has a really good scene where Julia and Michael have a moment on a boat cruising through Chicago – it is romantic, funny, and above all an endearing and charming sequence of good lines that make you want to join in.
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