Slackers: Meet your new Master
I have skipped the last 3 days of school. I feel horrible. I think that I might fail a couple of classes this semester, bummer.
Yesterday I was in Brookings to watch dear little brother sing in his concert and it was so fucking boring. I really just wanted to go back to my mother's and watch the tele. My little sister was hanging all over my mom, so I thought that I would bother her as well. I laid my head down on her shoulder and grabbed her arm as if we were comforting eachother. She immediately looked around and shuddered me off. I did it again and she pushed me away strongly whispering, "Stop it, nobody know's your my daughter." Implying that if my mom were a lesbian she would be able to get somebody as young and hot as I for her lover. Ppghgh. As if I would go for someone over 25, Ha! Aside from that facade, I picked my boogers the rest of the time. I told my mom afterward that now I don't blame her and dad for never going to any of my school things when I was growing up.
Since I need to step it up on the whole school/studying/homework bullshit, I must stop reading and fantasizing about Dick Cheney and his big gun. I will start reading the new chapters of my school books and try to memorize as much crap as possible. So that I could in the future take over the entire whale population and train baby whales to do my bidding.
Yesterday I was in Brookings to watch dear little brother sing in his concert and it was so fucking boring. I really just wanted to go back to my mother's and watch the tele. My little sister was hanging all over my mom, so I thought that I would bother her as well. I laid my head down on her shoulder and grabbed her arm as if we were comforting eachother. She immediately looked around and shuddered me off. I did it again and she pushed me away strongly whispering, "Stop it, nobody know's your my daughter." Implying that if my mom were a lesbian she would be able to get somebody as young and hot as I for her lover. Ppghgh. As if I would go for someone over 25, Ha! Aside from that facade, I picked my boogers the rest of the time. I told my mom afterward that now I don't blame her and dad for never going to any of my school things when I was growing up.
Since I need to step it up on the whole school/studying/homework bullshit, I must stop reading and fantasizing about Dick Cheney and his big gun. I will start reading the new chapters of my school books and try to memorize as much crap as possible. So that I could in the future take over the entire whale population and train baby whales to do my bidding.
posted by Maroo at 11:43 AM
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