Plagarising blotto grotto doctor
I read this one blog that does an index at the beginning of every blog - this punk-ass bitch is going to copy him.
1. Lab Group and masturbation
2. Clayton's new cell
3. Bogus spring break
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Lab group Shit
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My lab instructor has taken a liking toward me so he cuts me slack on quizes to give me more points. I have to thank my lab partners for doing such the service. All of them, 'cept one, show up late for lab, never show up for lecture, and skip out on the fly thing. Because they do this, they make me look like super-duper-uber student. I look like I'm a total hard-working genius next to them. I don't think my lab teacher would notice me at all if I were in another lab group. My lab instructor informed me that I should do my own flies because they keep getting contaminated and to do the lab on my own. So I fucking started my own fruit fly culture... yargh! I hate this fuckers so much and now I have the duty to come in every day; this can be avoided actually to help me. Now that I don't have a fly-schedule to abide by I can skip a day and then just throw the flies out the next day and I won't have to feel guilty for not doing work.
I was hoping that my lab teacher wouldn't make me move to another group because I actually like my lab partners - I would hang out with them outside of class - but they are a bunch of slackers.
He may also think that I'm a badass student because I worked hard on the lab report that was due yesterday. The only reason I got it done before the rest of the lab class was because my group wanted to meet up last Saturday to go over everything - so I thought I would have shit the down. My lab group didn't show up, why didn't I guess that?
I kind of betrayed those bitches to because I saw the lab group who sits behind us, working on the lab report on the first floor of the library and I worked on it with them while talking shit about my lab group. I felt a little disghusting, but I don't blame myself for venting against them.
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Cody's new cell phone
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My dad just bought my brother a cell phone and he had to call me for the first time when I decided to skip class and sleep in. I will now punish him by giving him a specific ringtone that I think will disturb him - Barbie Girl. I'm also going to give my dad the Indiana Jones theme song because he looks like Indiana Jones. I can only get stupid electronic sounding ringtones though, which bites ass.
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SB the dead zone
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Spring Break is not going to be enjoyable for me because I'm not going anywhere. I'm not sure that I would like to go to Mexico or wherever the college students go to have the fattest orgy ever. I don't like diseases especially ones that infect my flower. That means that I will take a vacation to my mother's house and she can cook for me and clean up after me while I work on my lab notebook. I would hate to be alone at home with nothing to do... I should get a fucking hobby. But alas I still have to work and that is no picnic. It has gotten better because these problem tenants just got evicted and it makes life a little easier. I don't cry as much in the bathroom at work now.
1. Lab Group and masturbation
2. Clayton's new cell
3. Bogus spring break
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Lab group Shit
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My lab instructor has taken a liking toward me so he cuts me slack on quizes to give me more points. I have to thank my lab partners for doing such the service. All of them, 'cept one, show up late for lab, never show up for lecture, and skip out on the fly thing. Because they do this, they make me look like super-duper-uber student. I look like I'm a total hard-working genius next to them. I don't think my lab teacher would notice me at all if I were in another lab group. My lab instructor informed me that I should do my own flies because they keep getting contaminated and to do the lab on my own. So I fucking started my own fruit fly culture... yargh! I hate this fuckers so much and now I have the duty to come in every day; this can be avoided actually to help me. Now that I don't have a fly-schedule to abide by I can skip a day and then just throw the flies out the next day and I won't have to feel guilty for not doing work.
I was hoping that my lab teacher wouldn't make me move to another group because I actually like my lab partners - I would hang out with them outside of class - but they are a bunch of slackers.
He may also think that I'm a badass student because I worked hard on the lab report that was due yesterday. The only reason I got it done before the rest of the lab class was because my group wanted to meet up last Saturday to go over everything - so I thought I would have shit the down. My lab group didn't show up, why didn't I guess that?
I kind of betrayed those bitches to because I saw the lab group who sits behind us, working on the lab report on the first floor of the library and I worked on it with them while talking shit about my lab group. I felt a little disghusting, but I don't blame myself for venting against them.
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Cody's new cell phone
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My dad just bought my brother a cell phone and he had to call me for the first time when I decided to skip class and sleep in. I will now punish him by giving him a specific ringtone that I think will disturb him - Barbie Girl. I'm also going to give my dad the Indiana Jones theme song because he looks like Indiana Jones. I can only get stupid electronic sounding ringtones though, which bites ass.
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SB the dead zone
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Spring Break is not going to be enjoyable for me because I'm not going anywhere. I'm not sure that I would like to go to Mexico or wherever the college students go to have the fattest orgy ever. I don't like diseases especially ones that infect my flower. That means that I will take a vacation to my mother's house and she can cook for me and clean up after me while I work on my lab notebook. I would hate to be alone at home with nothing to do... I should get a fucking hobby. But alas I still have to work and that is no picnic. It has gotten better because these problem tenants just got evicted and it makes life a little easier. I don't cry as much in the bathroom at work now.
posted by Maroo at 9:07 AM
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