It is the weekend and I don't have any new news, as usual. My life is focused on my classes at the moment. I would like to share a joke my friend told me a while ago. Its best told in the first person...

One day me, and my friends Ivette and Cristel were driving to Portland and we got in this huge car wreck. We didn't make it and died. We saw the pearly gates and were pretty happy though. Then we met God, we were very awestruck. He went over this long list of rules about heaven and then he said "Now let me take you on a tour." He started walking but stopped abruptly, "Oh, a side note, if you ever see a pink cloud, don't step on it." I asked Why? He said "Trust me, just don't step on it."

After getting used to heaven me and my friends had our own hangout. One time, Cristel and I were sitting and talking when Ivette started walking toward us with this really ugly boyfriend. When she reached us I asked, "Ivette how did you get such an ugly boyfriend?" She said, "I stepped on a pink cloud." Wow

The next day Ivette, her boyfriend and I were hanging out and Cristel was walking toward us with an even uglier boyfriend. When she reach us I asked, "Pink cloud?" She looked down and said yes. I said, "Whoa, I need to keep my eye out for these freakin' pink clouds."

The next day, I was walking to the hangout with a very handsome boyfriend and when I reached my friends they asked, "How did you get such a beautiful boyfriend?" My boyfriend started sobbing loudly and said, "I stepped on a pink cloud!"