I'm not as good of a blogger as I could be. I should be able to write everyday; however school permits me enough relaxing time to watch tv.

I'm having a dilemma with my roommate. I used to like her a lot, enough to hang out with her all the time. Now she has turned boring with uninteresting conversation. She talks about little that I am interested in. When she makes a joke she usually does it in the accent I use to make jokes. *It's a typical slurred southern accent with a lisp* Trust me it sounds cool. Anyway, she copies it. It bothers me. I do it to dress up my jokes - sometimes they're funny, sometimes not. Her jokes are never funny.

There is a boy that lives two doors down from us and she is in love with him. She'll talk about him whenever she has the chance. She doesn't want me to talk to him or hang out with him because she doesn't want any girl hanging out with him. I don't mind hanging out with him. Frankly I'm sick of him thanks to Andrea's rants about him. Example "He was going to get his haircut by his sister, but decided not to." What the fuck is that!

Its actually a little disgusting how she tries to get his attention. Our living room window (as well as her room window) faces the parking spot he parks in and she knows the exact sound that his car makes when he parks. So she runs out to her car everytime he parks, pretending she left something in her car to just talk to him.

Another time, we were heading somewhere and I had to get something back at the apartment so she parked and I ran upstairs. I saw out of the window that he parked in the his spot and a second later I heard "Could you check if I left my phone up there." from down the stairs in the direct path he needed to go to get to his apartment. I said no. She got to talk for a bit. I got back in the car and saw her phone sitting right there in plain sight. hmmm... she thinks she's sly but really she's going about this stupidly. She lies about doing this stuff too. She hears him and then looks around the apartment really fast and mumbles that she forgot something in her car.

She's pretending for my sake. How strange. Maybe she doesn't want me to ridicule her for all of these stupid attempts to get his attention.

She also stole my cellphone and threw it away. I know this because I was playing with it one morning before going to the bathroom and when I came back, it was gone. I asked to use her phone to call my phone and she said she needed to find it first. I called my phone and apparently the phone was off. hmmm... how could it be off when I had left it on and nobody else was in the apartment. Thats 120 fuckin dollars. I'm plenty pissed and I'm starting to think revenge.

I think, I think to much about my roommate and not enough about more important things. Like my boogers.