I have recently decided that I hate my roommate. She stole my cellphone (i.e. no actual evidence but all logic points toward her) and she does annoying things all the time.

1. She sings along with music. She plays sappy emo band music and I know the words by the umpteenth time the radio plays them again so I sing along to the stupid songsbecause I found that while I sing along, she stops... interesting. The pain of singing along to stupid songs is better than the pain of hearing her shrill voice sing along with the stupid songs.

2. She asks rhetorical questions. Example: I walk out of my room, decked out in my basketball shoes and workout gear along with a basketball for an accessory and she asks, "Are you going to play basketball?" Then sometimes she asks questions that I couldn't possibly understand why she would want to know the answer - (this example is general, like when I'm telling a story and she interrupts me) "Why did you do that?" I feel like responding with "Because the grass is green or Because the sky is blue." I don't know how to respond to the idiotic curiosity.

3. She doesn't know shit about common sense. Example: She told me that Helen Keller was on a coin. She waits a couple of seconds and then asks who she is? Nuf said.

I'm trying to stay away from her so that I don't get too annoyed with her. I am at a loss when I actually need to go home, because I know she's there doing nothing. What's worse is that her friends Mickey and Kory just moved in really close by and they will be over more often than I can stand. I like them because they are sincere and cool, but I don't like the idea that they like my roommate. Anybody who likes rhetoric has to be outlandishly smart (not mickey or kory) or so boringly stupid.

I have a total crush on my Physics supplemental teacher. He's probably the reason why I am passing my physics class thus far. I wouldn't try this hard unless I was trying to impress someone. He is slightly taller than I am but has a killer personality to boot. I was in the New Student Recreation Center running on a treadmill and he was lifting weights, but he doesn't look like he lifts weights: totally hot. I was going to go do some weightlifting but I didn't want to look my worst in front of him. I'm pretty sure he has a girlfriend... boo hoo. I wouldn't be able to get him anyway. Although I suspect that if I were a Physics major like he is, I would prove to be smarter than him.

5 Weird things about me

1. I'm afraid to lick envelopes because I don't want a papercut on my tongue.
2. I sleep naked (because I think it makes me cleaner)
3. I consider myself highly antisocial but I have a lot of friends.
4. I've been in four car crashes (all with me in driver's seat), had my license suspended twice, one D.U.I, one M.I.P, 2 months of A.A. and 3 months of community service (all related to driving incidences) all under my belt and I'm only 21 years old. Warning: I recently just got my license back.
5. I often cry at cartoon-movies, the one I'm most ashamed of is Lilo and Stitch. When Stitch was running away and he was imitating the ugly duckling by saying "Help me." I was bawling.

I was trying to figure out ways to my my supplemental teacher fall in love with me and all I've got so far is to get skinny. I have an athletic build with fatty tissue around all the muscle. I will go on a killer diet (I would turn anorexic but quite frankly I don't have the willpower) and work out constantly. I will sacrifice good beer, pizza, and couch potato time with tv to get this man to sleep with me!

peace out yo