I make little goals for myself all the time but I forget to write them down (e.g. takeover and conquer the world, quit drinking pepsi). So then they just leave my head because more "important" stuff fills it - like chemistry and calculus crap.
However there is one goal that I will never forget. I am a biology major and had always wondered what I plan on doing with this degree once I get it. I just like science and so wanted to pursue something in that. Until last year I was lost amongst the neophyte freshmen. Now I'm up to par with my peers. I plan on taking out the Hawaiin race. I don't like Hawaii. I am determined to find the stink gene in their DNA and isolate it and find a disease to take them all out. I will also branch out into the bomb area. I will create a bomb that could withstand the temperature of lava, drop this bomb in a volcano and set it off once I am safely away back in the States.
You are probably wondering why I carry such hostility for this creatures. While living at the dorms last semester I had hawaiins living right across from me. The first week was okay - I was friends with them. They would play the ukeleli all the time... and I thought it was nice. I started hating the damn ukeleli - I couldn't sleep, eat, take a shower without hearing that damn thing! I started to hold animosity for the hawaiin freaks. They no longer were my friends and I let them know so.
I started making fun of their accents and saying "I don't speak monkey." whenever they would talk to me. I even stole the ukekeli and hid it for a week, but I don't condone stealing so I gave it back. My roommate loved those hawaiins and would imitate their accents all the time. She would start talking like them... I started hating her too.
Therefore I must stop this cycle of hawaiin-ness. It is unnatural to be that cheery all the time. These people must go away. I even warned my hawaiin neighbors of my future goal and they laughed. I told them it isn't their fault they are like that, they were just born in hawaii. Yet I will not feel pity for them. I must stay strong. I plan to implement this goal in the next 20 years.
However there is one goal that I will never forget. I am a biology major and had always wondered what I plan on doing with this degree once I get it. I just like science and so wanted to pursue something in that. Until last year I was lost amongst the neophyte freshmen. Now I'm up to par with my peers. I plan on taking out the Hawaiin race. I don't like Hawaii. I am determined to find the stink gene in their DNA and isolate it and find a disease to take them all out. I will also branch out into the bomb area. I will create a bomb that could withstand the temperature of lava, drop this bomb in a volcano and set it off once I am safely away back in the States.
You are probably wondering why I carry such hostility for this creatures. While living at the dorms last semester I had hawaiins living right across from me. The first week was okay - I was friends with them. They would play the ukeleli all the time... and I thought it was nice. I started hating the damn ukeleli - I couldn't sleep, eat, take a shower without hearing that damn thing! I started to hold animosity for the hawaiin freaks. They no longer were my friends and I let them know so.
I started making fun of their accents and saying "I don't speak monkey." whenever they would talk to me. I even stole the ukekeli and hid it for a week, but I don't condone stealing so I gave it back. My roommate loved those hawaiins and would imitate their accents all the time. She would start talking like them... I started hating her too.
Therefore I must stop this cycle of hawaiin-ness. It is unnatural to be that cheery all the time. These people must go away. I even warned my hawaiin neighbors of my future goal and they laughed. I told them it isn't their fault they are like that, they were just born in hawaii. Yet I will not feel pity for them. I must stay strong. I plan to implement this goal in the next 20 years.
posted by Maroo at 11:28 AM
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