So I haven't wrote a blog in a while because I started school this week. Man! Is it fucking ridiculous. I have so much homework already. Thats all I'll be doing for the rest of the semester. I will try to leave myself Saturday and maybe Friday open for drinking. But my teachers seem to think that I don't need to drink.

My roommate is extremely bored with the apartment. She thought that it would be a place with young people hanging out and partying but mostly it is just people who sit around and work. However there is a young man who is our neighbor whom she is crushing on right now. Last night she wanted to go over and talk to him so she begged me to borrow my broken airpump to ask him if he can fix it. I told her no because we made a bet earlier that she couldn't get his number in 2 weeks. The bet was lunch. She told me that if she gets his number in the next two weeks I don't have to buy lunch if I let her take my airpump. I said cool.

She was over there for 2 hours and talked about everything I guess. I don't have any crushes... lovers... fuckers... anybody. I have my homework and my computer Gus. I am such an alcoholic loser.

I wrote a song about my friend Mike today in Chemistry.

Mike Smells (in progress)

The reason why we invite Mike over
is because we wish for him to be our lover
We don't understand why we want that
but he is neither boring, dumb, or fat.

Don't be scared by his vegan ways
He might make a future good lay.
Also don't fear his afro-like hair
Don't say it looks stupid - it is only fair

Chorus~
Unless you can't tell
Mike has been in the room
What is that smell?
Mike, Mike, Mike!

I know it seems like hell,
the house is filled with that fume
What is that smell?
Mike, Mike, Mike!

The stench is now on my Dell
I think I've come to my doom
What is that smell?
Mike, Mike, Mike!

End Chorus~

Mike's smell is like a fog that won't leave
he seems so clean, you can believe.
He doesn't like to use shampoo
someone must tell him "That's not cool!"

Maybe its because he doesn't eat meat
and he ends up smelling like feet.
Its a fact, I can drink him under the table
if he tells you different, it's a fucking fable.

Chorus~

I think, he thinks he's smarter
well, at least I don't smell like fodder.
Please don't feel you have to diss
You won't feel that way after seeing Mike's Penis.

This will be on the third track of our first Album. My band is called The premier of Mayonaise. I am currently working on the title of the Album. Maybe somebody has a suggestion?