I like to play pranks on my friends. I like to remain anonymous and let my friends try to think of who had pranked them. Alas, they know who pulls the pranks among all their friends. Unfortunately I have been blamed for a couple of pranks that I never did: such as toilet papering one’s car – I would think my friends would know I am much more creative than that.
One of my favorite pranks was when I lived in the dorms 2 semesters ago. I had friends named “MK” and Bob. They were roommates and might I add, extremely messy. They would hold Xbox parties and play drunk Halo all night. I merely was a Halo cheerleader because I can never reach their level of hand-eye coordination. They would never clean up afterwards, so the mess gathered in piles throughout the semester. I told them many times over that they should clean up.
They were also football players and had a game far off somewhere one night so would not be able to get in before 4 am. My roommate and I broke into their room by taking off their screen and crawling in. I found the door code on the floor in the middle of the prank making it easier to come in and out of.
I cut 62 white garbage bags in half and tacked them from the ceiling to the floor as well as the entire ceiling and the entire floor. By the end of this prank all I could see was white. I have pictures (not here right now) of this half way done. I didn’t get the finishing touches because it was near 4 am and I had to get my ass out of there.
From what Bob and MK told me is that they came back tired and tore all the bags down, left them in a big ball in the middle of the room and went to bed. That ball sat there for 2 weeks before they finally took it to the trash bin. Of course, they interrogated me about it and I am such a bad liar… I think they know I did it.
One of my favorite pranks was when I lived in the dorms 2 semesters ago. I had friends named “MK” and Bob. They were roommates and might I add, extremely messy. They would hold Xbox parties and play drunk Halo all night. I merely was a Halo cheerleader because I can never reach their level of hand-eye coordination. They would never clean up afterwards, so the mess gathered in piles throughout the semester. I told them many times over that they should clean up.
They were also football players and had a game far off somewhere one night so would not be able to get in before 4 am. My roommate and I broke into their room by taking off their screen and crawling in. I found the door code on the floor in the middle of the prank making it easier to come in and out of.
I cut 62 white garbage bags in half and tacked them from the ceiling to the floor as well as the entire ceiling and the entire floor. By the end of this prank all I could see was white. I have pictures (not here right now) of this half way done. I didn’t get the finishing touches because it was near 4 am and I had to get my ass out of there.
From what Bob and MK told me is that they came back tired and tore all the bags down, left them in a big ball in the middle of the room and went to bed. That ball sat there for 2 weeks before they finally took it to the trash bin. Of course, they interrogated me about it and I am such a bad liar… I think they know I did it.
posted by Maroo at 8:20 PM
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