Get me a Juice Box, Beeotch
10 cool points awarded to the loser who also watched this movie.
I noticed in my last post that I didn't say how fucked up I got at my friend Cory's apartment after I had brought everything into my apartment. In order to initiate an apartment, one was to get totally wasted inside of it. Unfortunately I did the drinking elsewhere (so my apartment is still a virgin), but apparently I woke up around 3pm to someone knocking on my door. I was surprised to find me asleep in my own bed - because I don't even remembering driving home and because the bed was made with me in it. I put my pants on and decided to see if my car was parked okay. As soon as I walked out of my bedroom I noticed my couch was right in front of the door. And a light fixture was only hanging by the wire in the kitchen, which wasn't the previous day. Also, the clothes I hadn't unpacked the night before were spread out all over the living room. But the most fucked up puzzle is that my underwear were on backwards... except for those, I was nekkid. Understand, when I black out - I fucking black out.
So my apartment is still a virgin because no drinking was initiated in her, but I did do some fucked up things inside of her to merit 3rd base.
Today I did some more rearranging and no matter how much I move my shit around, the apartment still looks hella empty. I have to buy more crap so I don't feel so lonely. After organizing I pumped my big blue ball full of air my mom gave me for christmas along with a blue rubber band to inspire me to become more fit. I gotta say, that fucking bitch took an hour to fill with air. It was a workout just to blow it up.
Now I'm relaxing by drinking me heinekin and watching After the Sunset. Bloody funny movie so far.
I noticed in my last post that I didn't say how fucked up I got at my friend Cory's apartment after I had brought everything into my apartment. In order to initiate an apartment, one was to get totally wasted inside of it. Unfortunately I did the drinking elsewhere (so my apartment is still a virgin), but apparently I woke up around 3pm to someone knocking on my door. I was surprised to find me asleep in my own bed - because I don't even remembering driving home and because the bed was made with me in it. I put my pants on and decided to see if my car was parked okay. As soon as I walked out of my bedroom I noticed my couch was right in front of the door. And a light fixture was only hanging by the wire in the kitchen, which wasn't the previous day. Also, the clothes I hadn't unpacked the night before were spread out all over the living room. But the most fucked up puzzle is that my underwear were on backwards... except for those, I was nekkid. Understand, when I black out - I fucking black out.
So my apartment is still a virgin because no drinking was initiated in her, but I did do some fucked up things inside of her to merit 3rd base.
Today I did some more rearranging and no matter how much I move my shit around, the apartment still looks hella empty. I have to buy more crap so I don't feel so lonely. After organizing I pumped my big blue ball full of air my mom gave me for christmas along with a blue rubber band to inspire me to become more fit. I gotta say, that fucking bitch took an hour to fill with air. It was a workout just to blow it up.
Now I'm relaxing by drinking me heinekin and watching After the Sunset. Bloody funny movie so far.
posted by Maroo at 4:10 AM
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